Press Release from the Office of PM Mette Frederiksen


Disclaimer:  Press release from the desk of Tammy Swofford.  File under "Humor".

Dear President Trump:

On behalf of my nation and the people of Denmark, we have reached a  strong consensus for an agreeable arrangement regarding your desire to squat on our domain.  

Here are the terms of our agreement:

1)  Immediately vacate Mar-o-Lago and give it to Denmark.

2)  Immediately vacate Trump Tower and give it to The Comanche Nation for a casino complex.

3) Offer  Air Force I  to the King of Denmark for his private use. 

4) Exile Elon Musk and all of his children to Azerbaijan.

5) Enter a ten year lease agreement with Denmark to build the Golden Dome. The ownership of the dome will change hands in ten years and become the property of the state of Denmark.

We  have included an original disc with Mick Jagger's "You Can't Always Get What You Want".

Yours truly, and by the way,  Greenland is not "truly yours".  So... FAFO.

PM Mette Frederiksen


https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/denmarks-prime-minister-says-trump-is-serious-about-wanting-greenland-takeover-2026-01-05/


 

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