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BREAKING: In what U.S. officials are calling the most glorious intelligence breakthrough ever, Trump has exposed that 50% of Iranians near enriched uranium are named Mohammad. To spare U.S. taxpayers further expense, Tehran has volunteered the remaining 50%: Ali. Meanwhile, a group of unknown hackers revealed that 100% of U.S. nuclear site personnel are named John Doe.

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