The Duke and Duchess of Sussex Return to England
No longer happy to stir up contention and strife from afar, an over-rated royal prince and his jam-making wife have decided to return to England to deliver a few more potboilers to the British public.
Having acted her heart out to dwindling audiences while residing in Montecito, Meghan now wishes to take her diminishing returns back to jolly England where she can wheelbarrow her title across the landscape in her usual pretentious manner. Virtue-signaling is her strong suit. So anticipate staged outings where she will deliver hugs to other women, pop into homes for elderly veterans, and make a general nuisance of herself.
Prince Harry, for his part, will try to take advantage of his aging father and it will not be beneath him to use his children for manipulative gains against King Charles. Best of all, the words "prince" and "princess" can roll of the parents tongues with delight. We didn't give a damn in America. Hence, the need to move.
This couple is bad news, all around. And the worst news is how they will bring stress to the future king and queen of England and their children with their antics. Poor William and Katherine. The leprous members of the family are moving back.
It is a bit prophetic that on his wedding day Prince Harry was also granted the title of Earl of Dumbarton. It is more fitting the title be shortened. Because dumb things and dumb news await us all. Zzzz
May Harry and Meghan touch down with the usual splash to be greeted with the sound of silence. And may they learn to behave properly within the confinement of their choice when they vacated their duty to the monarchy to flee to the United States. They must continue to live as commoners. Only a certain class of individuals are worthy of second chances. The Duke and Duchess do not qualify for such privilege.
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